Watchando: Hears Wedding Bells! And Voices Urging Her To Kill

9 April 2008, 12:15 PM. By Daniel Mauser

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are going to get married. But not to us, so it’s hard to give a shit. [Showbiz Spy]
Sarah Jessica Michelle Gellar Parker Posey thinks talk of a sex doll in her image is “beneath you and I both.” If you’re vanilla maybe. [Rush & Molloy]
Did Miley Cyrus get veneers? Do we loathe ourselves entirely for knowing who Miley Cyrus is? [Star]
Heather Mills has put her daughter with Paul McCartney on a strict vegan diet. We’re it involves a lot of digging for turnips, potatoes. Gold. [Mirror]
Rihanna and rumored boyfriend Chris Brown got tattoos together at a parlor in NYC. They’re definitely dating. And about to break up. [TMZ]