Watchando: Is Going To Jog Completely Naked This Summer

Perez Hilton is going to lose weight so he can jog shirtless this summer. We can’t empathize, Perez. We only jog toward deep fried Oreos. [Perez Hilton]
One of Perez’s weight loss tips was to have all your food delivered to you in ready-to-eat portions. Luckily, this cookie delivery service is going to help us do just that. [Insomnia Cookies]
Or looking at pictures of deformed animals might help you lose your appetite altogether. [Spiegel]
Mariah Carey has surpassed Elvis in number 1 singles. But not in number of Kraft singles consumed on a drug binge in a Vegas motel. Yet. [Yahoo! News]
Speaking of enormous black holes, the Large Hadron Particle Collider might just cause one or billions. [MSNBC]