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Star Jones is divorcing her heterosexual husband. [Entertainment Tonight]
“Girls Gone Wild” magazine launches! Finally. God knows we’ve missed seeing barely legal girls with impaired judgment and poor self-esteem drool onto each other’s belly rings. [A Socialite’s Life]
O.J. Simpson wants to be on Donald Trump’s “Celebrity Apprentice.” He does realize it’s called “Celebrity Apprentice,” no? [Page Six]
Kelly Clarkson likes to walk around her home naked, even while entertaining visitors. That’s “entertaining” with wildly exaggerated air quotes, by the way. [MSNBC]
Kaite Price is dressed like a cheetah. And God bless her for it. [Hollywood Rag]