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- Eva Longoria is posing for BeBe again. Still looking like a wet chihuahua. [A Socialite’s Life]
- Paris Hilton has apologized for saying Kim Kardashian’s ass looks like “cottage cheese in a trash bag.” Better than a half-gnawed stick of string cheese in a dirty condom, though. [In Touch]
- Democrats are attempting to woo Cuban-American voters in South Florida. Say the word “woo” enough and we might be persuaded! [WSJ]
- Britney Spears has kept a video diary for the past six months. It’s probably just footage of her making shadow puppets in her underwear. [Showbiz Spy]
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Paris Hilton is fat.
Posted by Marco | April 15, 2008