The guy on the jezebel link is not really the girl’s biological father, or her adoptive father. He is her “father figure”, a porn producer that is helping her career. They were on Howard Stern.

Wow, Polygamist ranch news reminds me of the worst date I’ve ever been to: The guy, who was one of those “Hispanics”, (like me!), wondered aloud what a surprise it was that I was in my early 20’s and didn’t have any children. You know, because women of Latin American extraction start having unprotected sex with lots of guys at an early age and can’t ever figure out how to use birth control. Man, that was a bad date. That was the first “Hispanic” I ever went on a date with too, a Dominican. Certainly gets those self-hating motors going…

Yesterday, my boyfriend and I laughed uneasily over the horrendous father/daughter newsday, what with Josef Fritz, the creepy Vanity Fair Cyrus family pics, the father/daughter pimp and giver of brazilians on Tyra (which he couldn’t believe), the alleged incestuous underage polygamists, and now Hulk Hogan dating his daughters’ doppleganger.

His blah career aside, you’d think Hogan would be in a place of quiet contemplation, what with the fact that his son just turned his best friend into a vegetable illegally street racing and is now in jail, and the fact that his 20+ yr marriage is going to be dissolved. Maybe it’s just me, but I might be worried I did something wrong with my life.