Watchando: Knows That All Dogs Go To Heaven, Except A For A Few Little Bitches

Martha Stewart’s chow, Kublai Khan Paw Paw Chow Chow Chow, has headed to that giant dog park in the sky. Good, because that’s our drag name and we wanted it back. [Martha Stewart]
Jodie Marsh, glamour girl, without makeup looks like Jodie Marsh, Kmart cashier. [dlisted]
Mariah Carey is down to her tenth grade jean size. But not yet down to her birth weight, the fat cow. [Hollywood Rag]
Jennie Garth might join the cast of the new “Beverly Hills 90210” spin-off. Somewhere, Shannen Doherty is sitting wonky-eyed with rage. [AOL News]
Tobey Maguire is going to be a daddy a second time around. His web shooting skills are pretty accurate, we guess. [A Socialite’s Life]