Watchando: Likes It Lukewarm

- So maybe that Marilyn Monroe sex tape thing was all a hoax to promote a documentary about her life. We blame Kim Kardashian. [Defamer]
- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes might be separating! And fighting over Suri! And creating a cure for cancer! Or something. [Star]
- David Cross and Amber Tamblyn are possibly “an item,” as no one we know would say. Please let this result in an “Arrested Development” / “Joan of Arcadia” spin-off. [Page Six]
- Everyone likes a fat pussy. [Neatorama]