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Mario Lopez will take the stage in “A Chorus Line.” Any excuse to post this picture. [A Socialite’s Life]
Vanilla Ice has been arrested for beating his wife. Pretty cold. [Hollywood Rag]
Charlie Sheen’s fiancée, Brooke Mueller, is apparently flaunting her peed-on pregnancy tests everywhere. Considering all the hookers Charlie’s probably peed on while on coke, we’d say they’re a perfect match. [Page Six]
Tax day is frightening enough without strange men in Uncle Sam costumes trying to ram pretzel chips down your throat. Reserve that shit for Saturday nights. [Gawker]
Neil Patrick Harris doesn’t want Britney Spears on the set of “How I Met Your Mother” anymore. God, he’s cute. [People]