Writer/Socialite Tricia Walsh-Smith Will Give You Crazy Eyes On YouTube If You Try To Divorce Her

16 April 2008, 10:30 AM. By Daniel Mauser

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Tricia Walsh-Smith is a British playwright and socialite who is living every little girl’s dream of marrying a very old man with lots of money in the hopes that he will soon keel over and die. But, alas! The very old man in question, New York theater mogul Phil Smith, is divorcing her and leaving his money to his daughters. Typical man. We feel so sorry for Trish! Especially after seeing the YouTube video she created, in which she rambles semi-coherently about pre-nups, pensions, penthouses… and discovering condoms, porn and Viagra in her husband’s drawer. Poor, rich Trish. You will prevail! Rise from the ashes of your gigantic apartment like the beautiful, crazy-eyed effing phoenix that you are!

Tricia Walsh-Smith: is revenge now a dish best served online? [Telegraph]

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  1. (+1)
    laura.s.d wrote

    This blog is getting . . .

  2. (+1)
    Fat Elvis wrote

    If they’ve never had sex, can’t her husband get an annulment? Or is that only in the Catholic Church?

    Also, I’m slightly convinced if I ever married rich, this is how it would all end up.

    Also also, Question! If he didn’t get sex from her, why on earth would the old guy marry her? That’s what I don’t understand at this point. I’ve never heard of her, so I don’t think he’d marry her for her reputation and status in the theater. It sounds like she’s the only who had anything to gain. Unless, of course, they were in love. But I still don’t see how they haven’t had sex.

  3. Alex Alvarez
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    ...dijo Alex wrote

    @ Zaftig American Icon: Can you imagine looking up and/or down at those eyes during sex? The very thought kills my boners, even.

  4. (+1)
    ash wrote

    this has come up on youtube in response in the last day or so

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw42yO5BQEM

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