Guanabee Editor Cindy Casares is in Texas this weekend covering the first annual Pachanga Latino Music Festival and the end of Latino Music Month in Austin. She spent all day yesterday at the ME Television studios interviewing bands like...
In honor of Guanabee being in Texas this weekend for the Pachanga Latino Music Festival, this week’s flatchback is none other than the king of the party weekend Joe “King” Carrasco who invented Tex Mex Nuevo Wavo and then...
We thought the reader-submitted email on our Jennifer Lopez coverage, and some of the responses to it, were pretty damn entertaining. But they also got us a bit worried, because we have to share subway rides and stand in...
Salma Hayek’s brother, Sami, has a collection of home furnishings and decor at Target. Yes!: The collection features home furnishings and accessories that blend contemporary chic with native Mexican culture. The multifunctional pieces are ideal for small spaces and...
Big news for lactating alcoholics! A new product called “Milkscreen” is making it easy to test the amount of alcohol found in breast milk. No more midnight gin & tetas, according to the official website: Why use milkscreen? Because...
Cameron Diaz and her Shrek co-star Antonio Banderas were on hand to cheer on some tall, sweaty dudes while Eva Longoria supported her loser husband: The Lakers defeated the Spurs in LA last night, and there was plenty of...
Director Robert Rodriguez is shopping around a new show called “Women in Chains!” which will star the talented actress Rose McGowan, the wonky-eyed adulteress who helped break up his marriage to the mother of his seventeen children: McGowan is...
Kids today! We seem to be saying that a lot lately, but it’s true. A 16 year-old British girl recently put an invitation on Facebook and Bebo (a European social networking site that’s much bigger than MySpace) inviting folks...
Las Vegas producer Stephen Sorrentino, who also happens to be an Elton John impersonator, is debuting a new show in Dallas today. “Superstars Latinos” features some of the finest impersonators of Latino stars that are easy to impersonate: The...
We’re starting to really hate this story. A rep for Angelina says her womb trolls have not yet made their debut: “Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,” a rep...
If you are in the Austin area tomorrow we highly recommend checking out the first annual Pachanga Latino Music Festival. Guanabee is! It promises to be quite the bootie-shaking, good time with musical guests such as our friends Girl...
Have Angelina Jolie and her magical golden chalice already given birth in France? Some people are sort of guessing maybe!: According to rumors, the Oscar-winner gave birth on Sunday in a Catholic clinic in the Aix-En-Provence region of France....
Eva Mendes will be representing Calvin Klein at the CFDA Awards gala. It’s nice that they’re giving plus-size models some attention. [Fashion Week Daily] Indiana Jones and Ally McBeal are getting married, which would be totally exciting if this...
. We never watch ESPN, like, ever. So it’s no surprise that we just saw this spot for the first time last night. It’s called “Bounce” and it’s aimed at the late night crowd at Burger King. It was...
Because Jessica Alba got pregnant before marriage in exactly the way Papa Dios hates, she’s now planning a “babymoon” with new husband Cash Warren: “She wants to go on a babymoon vacation before she gives birth. She’s looking forward...
They’ve found a lost tribe in the rainforest on the Brazil-Peru border who probably weren’t lost, but you know, just avoiding us. This is exciting because it means hippies can make an argument to stop deforestation in the Amazon....
Tell us, gentle reader. Do you find our coverage of Jennifer Lopez personally offensive? Yes? Oh, good! Because we find her totally vile. Know what else we find repulsive? Run-on sentences! But we do love our readers almost as...
Topless photos, quickie marriages and various relapses, oh my! In an effort to answer the oft-asked question, “What’s going on with kids today?” Guanabee Associate Editor Alex Alvarez takes a look at the crop of young, rehabulous female stars...
Hi ladies! Quick question: Are your ovaries keeping you up at night with their plaintive whimpering? Or is that sin vergüenza you’re dating keeping you up? Well, good news! You can make your own god damn little hobbit-monster without...
When they’re not making fun of Puerto Ricans holding dolla dolla bills, Gawker makes fun of Anglos who, as one commenter put it, “look like they smell of mayonnaise.” Teehee! They recently wrote about Jamie Johnson’s (of Johnson &...
Omg puppieeeees! And prison inmaaaaates! Those are like our two very favorite things. A program called “Puppies in Prison” (Cue: tiny puppy with single tear.) is finally bringing the two together. It teaches prison inmates to train Golden Retrievers...
Our boyfriend and sometime soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo is currently being courted by Real Madrid, much to the chagrin of Manchester United. We don’t follow sports, so we’re only vaguely aware of what any of that means, but look!...
As Obama gets ready to garner no votes in Puerto Rico because Latinos hate and fear Black people (What? Black Latinos? Ha! They ride unicorns, right?), a lot of celebrities, some of which we’re not sure are even eligible...
Brazilian model Gisele Bundchen travels to the heart of the Amazon so that its humble, exotic people can adoringly draw little rayitos all over her boobs whilst the poses, awestruck at their simple way of life, in her Kmartesque...
ABC is set to air a new reality series about border patrol units called “Border Security USA,” which will be kind of like COPS with more teeth, probably: A typical episode might jump from a border patrol in Texas...
Ashlee Wentz-Simpson is officially pregnant. With a baby, not a taco fart. [Friends or Enemies] Jose Luis Gonzalez of “Jose Luis Sin Censura” is the Hot Slut of the Day. [dlisted] Bill Murray’s estranged wife is accusing him of...
Naomi Campbell has been formally charged for assaulting a police officer at Heathrow airport way back when She is charged with five offences — three counts of assaulting a constable, one of disorderly conduct likely to cause harassment, alarm...
Christina Aguilera is pimping out her infant son, Max, for a “Rock the Vote” campaign. She’s going after the Latina-with-babies-who-don’t-move-magazines demographic, we guess: In the new broadcast ad, set to debut later this summer, Aguilera sings a lullaby of...
Rickey.org, the site where Rickey Yaneza, a grown man in New York, obsessively follows David Archuleta around like some weirdo from the internet [Ed: What do you mean, “like”?] has just posted this charming photo of David Archuleta’s bodyguard...
When we first saw this video of Rodolfo Chikilicuatre performing the song, “Balia el Chiki-chiki,” which won the right to represent Spain at the Eurovision 2008 songwriting competition, we were content to believe that Europeans are just a strange...
Kudos to the tipster who sent us this link to BigAssPiñatas.com. They make big ass piñatas. And nothing else: !!!!MEASURING AN INCREDIBLE 3 AND HALF FEET TALL!!!! Choose either White or Brown…How do you swing???? (Candy not included) We...
Molotov’s latest video for “Guacala Que Rico” is almost as delicious as, say, a changuich a la chichona. We’ll overlook the fact that they aim for “progressive politics” (we loathe the term “progress,” but that’s another matter entirely) at...
Lindsay Lohan is reportedly keen on marrying her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, and has told her ex, Calum Best, that the two are engaged. Divorce countdown starts now: According to Britain’s Daily Star newspaper, the ‘Georgia Rule’ star has apparently...
Do you know what Latinos like? Who the fuck cares! One mayor in California has had enough of mini-malls full of check cashing stores and botanicas because he’s no fun at all: Baldwin Park Mayor Manuel Lozano and other...
Listen up, Puerto Rico! It’s almost time for you to forget to vote and Barack Obama would really appreciate it if you’d vote for him, kthnx. Oh, what’s that? You don’t wash dishes for a living? No, no, it’s...
America has no problem electing a president who was too drunk throughout college to remember his cocaine problem, but when it comes to a woman presidential candidate, 2.8 seconds of hip swaying to an Enrique Iglesias song with an...
Benicio Del Toro won “Best Actor” in Cannes for his role as Che in Che, a movie about Che. Che!: Benicio Del Toro won the best-actor prize for “Che,” Steven Soderbergh’s four-hour-plus epic about Latin American revolutionary Che Guevara....
Telenovela and movie actress Barbara Mori is making the move to Bollywood in the upcoming film Kites: Rakesh Roshan has chosen Latin actress Barbara Mori to star opposite his son Hrithik Roshan in his new movie, ‘Kites‘. Barbara Mori...
What’s more fun than dating someone who’s been pretty public about wanting to get away from your ass? Having your dad push him away by being creepy! Or dating someone who makes you wear a Nixon mask and tutu...
Have you guys heard that last night at the Sex And The City movie premiere at Radio City Music Hall in New York, hundreds of young Scary Sadshaws™ were lined up with tickets in hand for like a whole...
Michael Urie, whose name sounds like urine and appears on “Ugly Betty,” told a British radio show that a musical version of the hit series might be in the works. Yay! Another reason never to set foot in Times...
Amy “La Chola” Winehouse is kind of a poopy mess these days, so its probably not such a bad idea that she’s leaving the soulful singing to her quite talented little goddaughter, Dionne Bromfield. The 12-year-old sang her own...
Some poor girl is going around Houston pretending to be Kim Kardashian. What an ass. [Kim’s Blog] Jessica Simpson’s new country single adds “country music” to the list of things Jessica Simpson can’t do. [Us Weekly] A 14-year-old boy...
Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez (pictured at left) dropped us a line yesterday to let us know she posted a new video blog, (or “vlog” if you’re nasty), on YouTube regarding the status of The Diry Girls Social Club movie script. That...
Well, “Viva Hollywood,” is over and as commenter Benny Lava said earlier, “Berto’s Colon is the only reason I watched this shitfest, so I’m OK with his win.” Still, let’s recap, no? On the final episode of the show,...
It’s only a matter of time before the spoiled little rich girls who leave us feeling both smugly superior yet totally poor on “My Super Sweet 16” choke on their own Vanilla Stoli-scented vomit and head off to some...
Let’s face it. Sometimes, drunken Facebook “friending” will not get you laid, so we sent Guanabee contributing editor Gabriel Caro out in the field to test some ways to help us “friend” ourselves. What he found were some toys...
Rando: An unidentified individual, usually male, who lurks in the background of party photos. So, who was the rando wooing the grossly misshapen Naomi Campbell from the totally sweet, motherfarcing embrace of internationally beloved hottie Hugo Chavez? Oh, some...
Anna Maria Perez De Tagle, Miley Cyrus’ superfluously-named costar on “Hannah Montana,” had to talk her friend into not quitting show business after the whole world threw a collective fit in their little cubicles over her seemingly topless Vanity...
A couple of weeks ago, some photos of Miley Cyrus shot by Annie Leibowitz for Vanity Fair caused an uproar in the media, who decried the photos as scandalous and pervy. What’s interesting is that Miley just posted some...
