It’s a David-off on American Idol as the contestants were whittled down last night to David Cook and Our Chuletito David Archuleta when the last female contestant Syesha Mercado was eliminated. This should come as a surprise to no one who is forced to read Google Alerts on David Archuleta 50 times a day like we are. The David to David face off has been foretold by the elders since before Jeff Archuleta was a blip on TMZ’s radar. We didn’t bother to watch the show, but thanks to the magic of the internet we still have the video for you to view of the Chosen One’s rendition of Billy Joel’s “And So It Goes” and then some sycophantic and cruel words from Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell respectively. Cry with us in your Post Toasties, won’t you?