Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz and their hair irons were married this past Saturday in Los Angeles in what seems to be the most awkward wedding ceremony ever:

Simpson, 23, wore an ivory lace wedding gown by Monique Lhuillier and jewels by William Noble as she and Wentz, 28, exchanged vows in front of 150 guests at her parents’ Los Angeles area home.

Dad Joe Simpson performed the non-denominational ceremony, while sister Jessica served as maid of honor. Wentz’s English bulldog, Hemingway, was the ring-bearer. Guests included Jessica’s boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, as well as actor Donald Faison with girlfriend CaCee Cobb.

Papa Joe? A bulldog? Jessica’s boyfriend, Tony “I’m Not Jessica’s Boyfriend” Romo? The guy from Clueless? This wedding appears to be just like every nightmare we have after ingesting cough syrup and tequila. Which is, incidentally, our proposed honeymoon cocktail.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Get Married! [People]