TuesdayMay202008

Ashlee Simpson And Pete Wentz's Wedding Invitation Is Mad

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Those stupid mojones Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz stole our idea for the themed wedding we would have if we were tacky enough to ever consider holding a themed wedding. Alice in Wonderland! Adding further to our pain, last night we dreamt Pete Wentz was our boyfriend. Which means 1) blogging about celebrities is beginning to wear on us and 2) we should stop start abusing Ambien with faux emo boys.

Here’s their wedding invitation, ushering you into a mad world where people who send out Mad Tea Party invites inspired by Hot Topic aren’t barred by the state from getting married. What do you think, though? Is having a theme for your wedding cute, or is a tax deduction theme enough in itself?

Ashlee Simpson’s Wedding Invitation Revealed! [Just Jared]

Comments

no matter who i marry i am having the mexican ass wedding…
you know the padrinos for everything… yes even toilet paper. the 4 hours of mariachi. the dj and a band. and of course birria for dinner that my mom’s bestfriend’s cousin’s brother’s tio will make.

Alice in Wonderland? Dog ring bearer? It looks like my ten-year-old niece was Ashlee’s wedding planner. Mariah is next.

Bish plz. They’ve only slightly out-tackied Avril Lavigne and her troll man by having some 16-year-old in Long Island design their wedding invitations.

You think Hot Topic or Urban Outfitters has a wedding registry?

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