If you haven’t gotten enough of Beyonce’s complete and utter lack of ability to act like anything other than a wig stand, well, you stupid masochist, you’re in luck. She’s in talks to have a role on “Desperate Housewives:”

The star’s manager father, Matthew, is reported to be in talks with the producers of the ABC show and he is keen to make the role more than a cameo.

Of course.

“They’ve already agreed to give Beyoncé a cameo appearance,” said a source from the singer’s camp. “But we’re hoping that she could be written in for a recurring role, or possibly even a permanent one.”

We didn’t realize this show was still on the air. As such, it seems like the perfect career move for B.

Desperate move for Beyonce [The Sun]