FridayMay092008

Beyonce's Dereon Girls Line Will Turn Babies Into Prostitots

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There’s nothing sexier than a baby in lip gloss, right people? The creative team behind Beyonce’s “Dereon Girls” line know this well and have done their part to ensure your precious kindergartener is not exempt from being sexualized. Skinny jeans to show off those sexy curves! Leopard print to bring out their inner beast! Rawr! High heels to make the little bones of their teensy ankles snap clean apart!

Jesus. This is a “Hell to the no” situation if we’ve ever laid our eyes on one.

House of Dereon [Plastic Pundit]

Comments

this is why i love ya’ll.

Yeah, catch em at an early age and get them overly concerned about fashion and appearance and being “fly” and all focus on education and developing as a human being goes out the fucking window, thereby putting us another step behind. Thanks, Beyonce.

this is sad but is it really surprising? …no

but they did go to far with the heels. that is just wrong!

Silly me. I thought it would be at least 20 years before we got the Jon Benet Ramsey collection. Christmas came early, kids!

isn’t that angelina jolie’s adopted son MADDOX in the high heels???!!!!

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