Breaking: Oh Shit! Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon Are Already Married

Apparently Mariah Carey was able to overlook the fact that Nick Cannon dresses like a cartoon and has not been remotely funny since ever enough to spend the rest of her life with him. Or until they go through a bitter and highly publicized divorce -next week-:

A source close to Nick Cannon has confirmed exclusively to Latina.com that Cannon and Mariah Carey are married! The couple wed yesterday in a small ceremony on an island and it was “very implusive,” according to our source. The wedding was attended by a few close friends of the couple, including Da Brat.

It is definitely now our goal to get Da Brat to attend our wedding. Anyway, congrats you stupid fools.

Breaking Exclusive: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are Married! [Latina]