Breaking! Our Head Against A Wall Because Ryan Reynolds And Scarlett Johansson Are Engaged
5 May 2008, 2:40 PM. By Daniel Mauser
Fuck. According to the New York Daily News, Ryan Reynolds had to go be a turd and get engaged to Scarlett Johansson even though we are very clearly the woman of his dreams. And her dreams. They’ve just both somehow failed to realize this:
Her rep is denying it, but a very good source tells me we can soon expect an engagement announcement from actors Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson. Mazel tov, kids!
God damn it.
Fuck, an update: Scarlett’s rep has confirmed the engagement to People magazine saying:
They’re both thrilled.
Yeah, whatever.
Ryan Reynolds Scarlett Johansson Engaged: “Ryan Reynolds Scarlett Johansson Engagement Annoucement Soon” [PopCrunch]
Scarlett & Ryan Engaged! [People]
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I don’t see the appeal of Ryan Reynolds. It was weird when he was engaged to Alanis Morissette and it’s weird now that he’s engaged to Scarlett Johansson.
Also, her first music video was horrible and reeked of eau de poseur, so I’m actually completely okay with them getting married.
Boo!!!! A testament to Scarlett’s questionable tastes.
He’s not exactly proven in the engagement area. Doesn’t Scarlett read the tabloids?
Um. I just watched Scarlett’s “music” video. What a snoozefest.
Evidently, Scarlett does not read the tabloids because, clearly, she has no idea what happened to Lindsay Lohan after her disastrous “musical” debut.