Britney Spears Touches Neil Patrick Harris’ Butt On “How I Met Your Mother”

We want to touch Neil Patrick Harris’ butt, but, evidently, that privilege is reserved for famous psychotics, not unknown ones. Britney Spears returned to her groundbreaking role as “Abby” on “How I Met Your Mother.” We would suggest Brit tiptoed daintily around a shark on her way over, but we were only just slightly aware this show existed even before she guest-starred. More hysterical, marriage-obsessed women and uncaring men with commitment issues after the jump: