



Name the worst thing in the world. Take your time; really think about it.
Anal fissures? Nope.
Walking in on your parents having Furry sex? Try again.
Carlos Mencia? No. Worse.
Writing up a post on how stupid Carlos Mencia is and how he makes the same, tired, patently untrue observations that “Mexicans are poor and drunk!” (Some drunk Mexicans are rather rich, we’ve found.) and realizing you just laughed at something in his sketch. Yeah. So maybe the “Why did it have to be snakes?” part in his Indiana Jones parody made us giggle. But at least we didn’t walk in on Carlos Mencia in a Furry costume in the process of giving our parents anal fissures.

The worst part is he’s a total fake. He’s not Mexican, he’s not even 100% Latin! His name is not even Carlos Mencia (look it up), it’s Ned Holness. He’s also notorious for stealing other comedian’s jokes. I’m sure you can find this stuff online… if you wish to waste your time. He’s the biggest waste of Comedy Central airtime in the channel’s existence. He should be locked in a room with Perez Hilton.
Posted by Jonathan | May 19, 2008
Oh Jonathan, who’s 100% anything these days??? and who cares that his real name is Ned. I got a Nicoya friend who’s last name is Downing. Carlos’ crime is that he is unfunny and recycles tired race clicxhes instead of pokes holes through them ala Chappelle.
Posted by Lito | May 19, 2008
I agree with both of you that he is not funny. Also he rips of other comedian’s jokes that is true. Him and sarah silverman are both not funny at all.
Posted by Angelo | May 19, 2008
Lito: Why does a half white, half Honduran man with an English surname take on a Spanish moniker and passes himself off as a Mexican everyman, only to exploit tired stereotypes of “Mexicans” and Latinos as stupid, uneducated, poor, probably illegal, backward “beaners” in his comedy act? Come on, that detail is not unimportant.
Posted by yuk | May 19, 2008
Mencia sucks, like Lopez and tired Chorizo jokes, oh wait, that’s funny…
Posted by Saucido | May 20, 2008
I’ll pass on Mencia. Just. Not. Funny.
Posted by Ana | May 20, 2008
Chorizo rules!
Posted by La Virgen | May 21, 2008
To get pretty costumes like Indiana Jones which is really awesome you can visit the eastern toys stores or click on to its site http://www.easterntoys.com which are for reasonable prices.
Posted by cheryl | May 29, 2008