Continuing Their Grand Tradition Of Treating Women Like Crap, PETA Uses Bollos For Pollos

PETA has hired a a gaggle of bikini-clad “chicks” to squish into cages in order to draw attention to the plight of chickens. We wonder what they have planned to address the terrible conditions plaguing beavers:

Wearing sexy yellow bikinis outside the legislative meeting of the United Egg Producers in Washington on Wednesday, six PETA beauties will crowd into three cramped cages to mimic conditions for laying hens on factory farms. The ladies will hold egg-shaped signs that read, “Chicks Suffer for Eggs.”

Now, an animal rights campaign shouldn’t make us want to throttle a kitten, should it? We don’t think so. When will PETA understand that it doesn’t make sense to treat women like anything less than a human being in order to protect animals? It’s obvious, to us, that stooping to utilizing tits and ass to express a point or draw attention to a cause sends a message that one’s cause isn’t intellectually valid or serious enough to be discussed on its own, without any flashing of lights and/or areolas. Something to ponder while devouring this delicious sixteen egg omelet flavored with the tears of baby chicks. See what it’s come to, PETA? See?!

Hot PETA Chicks Protest Egg Industry’s Abuses of Hens [Peta]