



Rickey.org, the site where Rickey Yaneza, a grown man in New York, obsessively follows David Archuleta around like some weirdo from the internet [Ed: What do you mean, “like”?] has just posted this charming photo of David Archuleta’s bodyguard Tony.
Today is sadly the last day that we will see David Archuleta’s bodyguard in New York since they are scheduled to leave later in the day. If you see them — make sure to give a shout out to TONY for doing such a good job of protecting David from the paparazzi and the autograph hounds. Oh I’m going to miss Tony, we hardly knew you! Go Tony! Go Archey! We Believe!
We believe we are thoroughly creeped out.
David Archuleta — Bodyguard Fan Club — We have a name! [Rickey.org]

PLEASE B*TCH!! That’s not his “Bodyguard”…That’s the dude that he F*CKS every night. You gonna tell me that this fruit David A is gonna get a pretty boy to hang around him all the time just to be his “Bodyguard”??
Please…I think we all have more common sense than that.
Posted by Stan | June 03, 2008