Dennis Rodman Arrested On Suspicions Of Beating His Girlfriend

Psychotic cross-dressing drunk and sometime basketball player Dennis Rodman has been arrested in California (not Florida!) on suspicions of domestic abuse. Rodman’s lawyer tells TMZ, lyingly:

Rodman’s manager Darren Prince tells TMZ, “Last night Dennis and his girlfriend had too much to drink. When they returned to their hotel they started arguing and a minor altercation broke out where Dennis grabbed her by the arm and left a bruise.” Hotel security got involved and called LAPD, who responded and made the arrest. We’re told Dennis plans to enter a rehab facility immediately upon returning to Florida because — according to Prince — “his drinking has been escalating in the last six weeks due to a nasty divorce and not seeing his children in over two months.”

This is so unbelievable we nearly fell out of our chair and onto the tooth fairy fellating a leprechaun.

Dennis Rodman Busted for Domestic Violence [TMZ]