Dina Lohan Is Mother Of The Year On Long Island. Sometimes The Jokes Just Write Themselves.

A Long Island-based group called “Mingling Moms” [Ed. note: Oh, will you look at that? Our ovaries just committed seppuku.] is honoring Dina Lohan with a “Mother of the Year” award. But even they have to admit the whole thing is utter tripe:

“We’re just honoring celebrities’ moms on Long Island,” a spokesperson from Mingling Moms tells OK!. “It’s something for Mother’s Day. It’s a list of mothers from Long Island who have raised superstar children.”

Dina, who’s trying to launch another luminous career for her 14-year-old daughter Ali, will be present to pick up her award at the ceremony on Tuesday at Carlyle on the Green in Bethpage, Long Island. It is unknown if Lindsay or any of her children will be in attendance.

“You never know those things,” the spokesperson tells OK!. “Plans change, but Dina will be there.”

Of course Dina will be there. There are going to be photographers and an open bar, right?

Dina Lohan: Mom of the Year? [Ok Magazine]