A donkey was arrested and incarcerated in Southern Mexico for biting and kicking some people in a crazy and hilarious cartoonish rage. What, was he raised in a barn?:

The animal was locked up at a local jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances after it bit and kicked two men near a ranch in Chiapas state, police said Monday.

Officer Sinar Gomez said the donkey will remain behind bars until its owner agrees to pay the men’s medical bills.

“Around here, if someone commits a crime they are jailed,” Gomez said - “no matter who they are.”

Florida thanks you, Chiapas.

Donkey jailed in Mexico [Wink News]