Gloria and Emilio Estefan took some time to gloat about their marriage on “The View” and promote Emilio’s documentary 90 Millas. We like them because they remind us of tackier, richer versions of our mom and dad. We would like to maybe kill Joy Behar for asking Gloria if Emilio is like Ricky Ricardo and calling him a “Spanish Jackie Mason.” Well hand us a bongo and make us scream babalu; we never knew Cuba was in Spain! Jackass. However, we would like to definitely kill Barbara Walters for asking him why he doesn’t “speak as well” as his wife. Barbara fucking Walters pointing out someone’s accent. Hmm, yeah.