Because idiots will seriously buy anything, one company, Engobi, has come out with caffeinated snack chips that will make you vomit and shit at the same time, whirling around on the floor like a Paint ‘n Swirl. Which could be interesting, we guess:

You’ve heard about Water Joe — the caffeinated water. It seemed weird when the product first hit the market. Why not buy a Coke or Jolt to get the caffeine kick.

Well, the next wave of weird caffeinated products has arrived. Caffeinated snacks. No, we’re not talking about the caffeine that naturally occurs in chocolate. Engobi Energy bites are puffs of corn that come in flavors like Cinnamon Surge and Lemon Lift. In addition to the sugar and spice and fruit and juice is an ingredient that will give any eater the jittery shakes: caffeine. You can actually taste the caffeine — overpowering the sugar with a flavor that is a cross between saccharine and chemical.

Thanks, but we’ll stick to our usual daily meal of Diet Coke and then some more Diet Coke. Would you ever try these snacks? Or are you just fine with your cortadito and pastelitos de guayaba? Or cocaine?

Caffeinated Snack Puffs [Cakehead]