Eva Longoria Parker Sarah Jessica Gellar Cox Arquette paid a visit to her hometown of Corpus Christi, Texas (Which is, more importantly, the hometown of Santa Selena! May she rest in peace.) to serve Wendy’s Frosties for a good cause:

The not-so-desperate housewife showed up at the fast food joint to serve Frosties to kick off the Father’s Day Frosty Weekend, an event to generate funds for the Dave Thomas Foundation for Adoption and its signature program ‘Wendy’s Wonderful Kids’ by donating 50 cents from every Frosty sold.

And, now, our new favorite sentence ever:

Longoria Parker, a former employee of the Wendy’s on Ayers from 1991 to 1994, drove into town Tuesday in a chic white Escalade.

Escalade certainly are chic! If you’re a former Wendy’s employee. Just kidding!* We’re not elitist assholes, just assholes.

*Not kidding.

Wondering what other interesting jobs celebrities had before they were driven to their colonic appointments in chich, white Escalades?

Before he robbed cradles, Rod Stewart dug graves. And before he was the hottest man with one foot in the grave, Sean Connery worked as a coffin maker. Warren Beatty worked as a rat catcher before he went on to crabs, and Ellen DeGeneres worked as a paralegal before the basically owned daytime TV. And Brad Pitt? Once dressed in a chicken suit to hand out flyers for El Pollo Loco. Spicy.

‘Desperate’ times in Corpus Christi [Caller]