



Why is this woman allowed to sing? And, more importantly, why is she allowed to writhe around on her hands and knees in front of what appears to be a group of eight-year-old boys? Watch Fergie as she takes a shit on both “Barracuda” and the most screamable part of “Welcome To The Jungle” while a crowd of sweatshirt-clad Midwesterners look on in abject horror. We do give her props, though, for looking pretty amazing in those leggings. La Ferg works out like it’s her job. Which it very well should be, instead of this whole “singing” thing.

It’s annoying how that poor woman, screaming in obvious pain in front of those crowds keeps distracting me from reading the crawl on the building behind her. I’m WAY more interested in the polygamists, frankly.
Posted by Quintana | May 20, 2008
Um, she rocked it…
Posted by Gwenny | May 20, 2008
she should be a guest on Viva Hollywood or maybe win Harvard’s Latino of the year…
Posted by Saucido | May 20, 2008
Oh come one, Alex. She can do a one handed cartwheel that Ann Wilson wouldn’t put her sandwich down for.
Posted by La Virgen | May 20, 2008
@ La Virgen: That image will be my next back tattoo, trust.
Posted by ...dijo Alex | May 21, 2008
At first I thought it was the neighbor’s cats going at it again (as they’re prone to do), but then I realized, painfully that it was actually the performance that was making me convulse with disgust.
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Posted by homo-neurotic | May 21, 2008