Dudes, guys! Fellow Floridians! We’re super famous, bro! We’re on “The Colbert Report!” That’s almost as exciting as the time we found a coupon for sloppy joe mix stuck to the roof a meth head’s toothless maw. A representative from our your fair state is promoting the use of Christian license plates. Because there’s no place more appropriate to profess your love for the Lord than in the nation’s number one state for deaths by road rage. And, yes, maybe we just made up that statistic because we vaguely remember hearing it somewhere about six years ago, but still. Let’s not lose sight of what’s at stake here: Christian license plates? Clash with truck nuts.