Fun Facts From Florida!: Confederate Flags Are Cool, Whereas Gay Rights Are, Like, Gay
14 May 2008, 12:45 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Unwanted child Principal David Davis refused to let students at Ponce de Leon High School wear t-shirts they had designed with gay rights slogans during Pride Week, citing they were in violation of the school’s dress code and would lead impressionable young teens to daydream about fornicating with members of the same sex, possibly in a vat of tapioca pudding while being videotaped:
Monday in court, Davis said students who see the slogans and symbols would be distracted in class, even have mental images of gays having sex.
The Defense attacked Principal Davis, because he only saw one student wearing the letters GP written on their arm. The other cases were just reported by students and one teacher.
Gay sex is gay! Not gay, however, is the Confederacy. Unless you’re whistling Dixie out a distended asshole:
Another interesting point, Davis says clothes with the confederate flag are allowed at school. He says they haven’t caused a distraction. Of the 406 students at the high school, none of them are African American.
Despite looking like a gigantic dildo, Florida would like you to know it isn’t up for any of that queer shit, ok?
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Wait. What? It’s ok to have mental images of the atrocities of slavery, but it’s not ok to have images of gay sex. What a dip-shit! And, by the way, who names their kid David Davis? No wonder he’s an asshole.
Are you sure he’s worried about his students fantasizing about mmm yummy yummy gay sex?
And anyway. Didn’t Florida just ask to secede the union? Let them. Some people won’t be happy until they are left to their own devices to remain uneducated and interbreed with a shotgun in one hand and a book of the lawd in the other.
good call florida. Gay rights are not legalized yet so the students supporting them where technically doing so illegaly
Oh my goodness, Florida has not been a very grand part of the States, has it? Seeing as they had chosen to leave the union almost at its beginning, and now they still believe that they can ban homosexuality.
If war and idiotic confederate-liking people are allowed at schools, why not gay/lesbian or bisexuality be allowed? It is much safer, happier, and my goodness, love is love. Fantasies are normal, heck, everyone’s got ‘em. Just that some are heterosexual, and some aren’t. Their choice, not the imbecile Principal’s.
…Ahem. Yep.