Fun Facts From Florida!: Here, Pelicans Stuck In Trees Pass For News

You guys. Come on. Fucking stop it already. Wonkette is now making fun of -us- you. Are you happy? Do you enjoy this? You do, don’t you? Fucking Christ, people:

Wonkette tipster “M.K.” sends this ridiculous screenshot from CNN.com, with a note: “The attached Word doc has a lovely screen capture of their late-breaking news (bird stuck in tree) …. Please, for the sweet love of Jeebus, make fun of these troglodytes who have managed to dumb down what seemed already pretty dumb.”

Fucking. Cut it out.

A Nation Challenged: CNN Covers Bird ‘Stuck’ In Tree [Wonkette]