Fun Facts From Florida!: North Lauderdale Would Like To Create Its Own Stupid State
The North Lauderdale City Commission, wanting some to do beside create new laws relating to golf carts and pacemakers, have decided to secede from Florida and create their own state:
The North Lauderdale City Commission passed a resolution requesting that Florida be divided into two States…North Florida and South Florida with the boundary line from Palm Beach County down through Monroe County and is encouraging Palm Beach, Broward, Dade and Monroe Counties to join in the quest for a separation of the State of Florida.
“This has been going on far too long. We are here trying to give good service to our residents at the cheapest possible costs and we keep getting hammered by the State Legislatures,” Mayor Jack Brady said. “We believe South Florida has many different issues than those in North and Central Florida and yet we all get put into the same frying pan together….local officials are the closest to the people and we have to do what is right for our citizens.”
Just give it all to Mexico.
LINK/AUDIO: North Lauderdale, Margate Seek To Separate State [WIOD News]
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Other than flying down 1-95 with my family in a cramped car with no ac on our way to Disney World, I know nothing about the communities of Florida. But I am willing to wager money that this split is probably the entitled Pinked-skin wanting to distance themselves from the Brown-skinned. Anyone who wants to participate in white flight on such a grand scale should get their wish and be separated from the rest of the populace. Quarantine them, free them from their “burden” and be done with it.
Didn’t mean to sound so militant and if I am wrong, then it is as if I never said a word. But I am just tired of the same old things over and over again.
Posted by Maria_Elena | May 06, 2008
I agree. I hear Wisconsin and North Dakota are lovely this time of year. See ya!
Posted by jrod | May 06, 2008
I know of a charming little community called White Settlement, TX, that is right up their alley. However, Texas’ proximity to Mexico could thwart those plans.
Posted by Latin_Princess | May 06, 2008