ooh la la a thinking man…someone get me my burt’s bees…

poor guy… he’s not even hot.

Obviously, I’m too old for this shit, because I just don’t get how putting your grandpa’s underpants on your head is going to make anyone but Social Services’ hearts beat faster.

God, I cannot take all this freshness. I can smell it from Miami. I would totally hit this.

Hard, with my chancleta, and in the face.

I used to enjoy this site, but I’ve finally figured out that it’s full of elitist snobs who think their way of living is better than everyone else’s. Why did it take me so long? I don’t fuckin know. I guess I was too busy laughing to realize how much of judgmental assholes you all are. I like the whole poking fun at famous people; they deserve it. But who are you to insult this defenseless dude who really has done nothing wrong. If you wanna preach the message that difference shouldn’t be scary, it’s hypocritical of you all to insult people for essentially being different than you. Get off your fuckin pedestal. White is not always right. Your brown is not always down.

^lol Ay, its funny b/c youre probably ghetto and ugly. :)

Either El Cuco is right or you just have no sense of humor. Most people who find this funny aren’t elitist snobs. And if you weren’t so self-righteous, maybe you’d agree that it is quite normal to poke fun at other people. Children do it naturally, and as adults we know that there are certain things that are unacceptable to make fun of (i.e. what someone was born with or was afflicted with involuntarily).

What someone does or thinks is pretty much fair game, especially when they make it public.

BrOnXbAbYfAcE doesn’t fall under the exclusions. He is made fun of for decisions and actions which he made public. He types in a way that is difficult to read and he believes that it is extremely appealing, while to most people here, it is quite the opposite. He publicly posted pictures attempting to impress people; however, some of us think that flashing twenty dollar bills is shallow and unimpressive. Those of us, who find it funny, do so because simply find the behavior unusual and strange.

I’d be surprised if BrOnXbAbYfAcE and his friends didn’t make fun of me for being Hispanic and not adopting the same style or culture he does. I could be too much of an immigrant because I speak Spanish or maybe a coconut because I tie my shoelaces. Even if I felt offended, he is within his rights, especially if I made it public.

Also, I’m sure everyone here knows that white isn’t right and brown isn’t down, but this blog doesn’t seem to be focused on preaching that “difference shouldn’t be scary.” In fact, most posts here actually poke fun at people for their differences.

I really hope you lighten up a bit or at least find peace on a sheltered site that pets and strokes people for their differences.

Misho,

You are credited on this post as providing the tip, including the link to his profile.

I’m with Chicanobornagain.

Honestly, what’s the point of making fun of this guy? I don’t see anything extraordinary about his profile or his photos. Maybe you don’t know latino urban culture of today or you just want to kiss some white blogger culo in order to get more hits.

Your post is not even funny and you just jealous cause the kid can fit a Trojan.lolz.

Now, let me get back to real life issues.

white blogger culo. mmmmmm….

hey Carlosqs you idiot, “real life issues?” like plugging your website before your blog? Nice one, what a way to keep it real, maybe you should write for guanabee. Now, maybe if I wear my chones on my head I can get “La Cindy” to go out with me, holla!

@Saucido. You’re the idiot. You always lambaste commentators without much sense.

look, when your argument at guanabee is that they don’t know “latino urban culture of today or you just want to kiss some white blogger culo in order to get more hits.” I applaud you, really, there is nothing smellier than white culo. But when you start your blog with what site your from, I”’m with Chicanobornagain.” then your in the same boat called “The Douche-bag,” writing a post to “get more hits.” Did I clarify that Laura? Am I making enough sense now?You M&M counter…

OMG!! For a minute there I thought it was my nephew, Big J. But he’s only 18.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=55142313&albumID=0&imageID=1112983

Ok, as pointed out by a source of mine, I’m the douche bag, Carlos, I applaud you, Chicanobornagain was the nameof a previous commentator and I’m half-awake. So, my apology Carlos. Though I agree about your statement about catering to “white culo” is not the way to go, I do think this BOI and his pictures are too good to pass on. Anyone who puts themselves out there, in his case, pics and profile online, they are open game. And to Laura, I’m apology to you as well, you are not an M&M counter, but an M&M with peanuts counter.

@SAUCIDO, I’m a bean counter…

Wait, so if I don’t relate to this punk who throws around the n word, calls women ho’s (while he holds up a condom) and flashes 20 dollar bills I’m an eilitis white ass kisser? Call people out for their foolishness and make them accountable.

Obviously, many of you have not seen the original Gawker post. This guy is a comedy act all of his own, he is not trying, he just is. We are just calling it out.

Vituperate, if you will, against BrOnXbAbYfAcE but one thing is clear. He haz mad MS Paint sKiLLz!

…and herpes on his chin near his “wet lips.”

@ Laura - bean counter? dope, cause I’m a beaner, do I count?

I’m just hoping this guy becomes the next Chris Crocker or something — that phone call was farking hilarious.

How many beans have you counted so far? Maybe we could all use them and play loteria…….or, have enough for the bbq on Sunday, hollaaaaaaa!

omg. his pictures are almost as precious as GLAMOUR SHOTS! luvs it.

Ay dios mio, que estupido!!!!!!!!! This is right up there with the Quinceanera moron with the flaming drinks…

And why is this lowlife worth defending, again? I love it when markers of low socioeconomic status and lack of education are mistaken for some sort of “Cultural Heritage”. He’s holding up crisp 20 dollar bills, throwing the n-word around, calling women “hoe’s” and showing off his poor grammar and spelling, just like his abuelito used to do!

I’m a Puerto Rican woman. And my amigas and I don’t like guys like that. WE CAN’T STAND THEM. Condom for your true love and waving money is supposed to attract women? What is that saying about women? No, one questions that. I have to admit though. He is freaking hilariously sad. Why not show it to the world? He doesn’t make it better by speaking his bad English skills. Please, this has nothing to do with Cultural Heritage as “ay_dios_mio” has mentioned. He’s just dumb, PERIOD.

True story. My father is Mexican and my mother is Puerto Rican. My brother came in acting like this guy (he was raised by his step father and real mother: my dad’s ex wife) He would tell us we weren’t real PRicans until he went to PRican and everyone was like O.o and surprisingly to him majority acted and dressed like us. (he did say “man, people here don’t know how to dress” XDDDD) My whole family (IN PR) didn’t like him. And to make a long story short, my father DISOWNED him. No pride in that. No use defending when parents don’t even want that.

btw my mom was wondering why he kept saying “pot” in spanish XD

Ah, my poor mom… And she was raised in Brooklyn.