“Geisha Facial Video” Is Totally Safe For Work

This hilarious video will have you positively shitting yourself laughing ’til you’re pooped over the zany antics of those crazy mojones down at the Shizuka spa in New York City. You might recall their so-called “Geisha Facial,” which uses nightingale poop to make your face smooth, beautiful and very attractive to kinky pigeons. They think it’s the shit and maybe after watching this video, you too will have the desire to shit in a German businessman’s mouth for fifty dollars. Oh. What?

Geisha “Bird Poop” Facial Video [Shizuka Day Spa]
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