Go ‘Head Pop A Cap: Caption Cristiano Ronaldo Freeballing

Our boyfriend and sometime soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo is currently being courted by Real Madrid, much to the chagrin of Manchester United. We don’t follow sports, so we’re only vaguely aware of what any of that means, but look! Cristiano’s tongue! Why don’t you go ahead and try to make your very best “ball” pun here? And, after the jump, an extra treat:

Yes.

CRISTIANO RONALDO IS A WANTED MAN [Towleroad]