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God Is Dead, Perez Hilton Has A Clothing Line

Perez Hilton is designing a line of clothing for Hot Topic. No, hey, wait. That’s not how you do it. You have to make sure the safety is off and then place it in your mouth, pointing towards your brain. There you go:

Perez Hilton for Hot Topic will feature women’s t-shirts, hoodies, accessories and footwear. Hilton, who’s real name is Mario Lavandeira, said the decision to put his name behind a line of clothing and accessories seemed like a natural next step.

“2008 is all about expanding the Perez Brand,” the blogger explained. “I talk about clothes all the time on my website. I have a good eye for what’s hot and what’s not.”

Indeed.

After the jump, some of Perez’s most stylish looks:

Perez Hilton to Debut Clothing Line [Ok!]

thanks guanabee i just threw up my breakfast!

Perez is such a hyprocrite… he is always talking shit about everyone and their momma designing… and now he’s doing it.

Posted by la roncha | May 08, 2008

Not to be snotty, but I doubt that someone who considers showercaps and slogan tees as good fashion choices knows “what’s hot and what’s not.” But it’s probably perfect for Hot Topic.

Posted by Kaela | May 08, 2008

somebody is smoking CRACK

an eye???

ha!

Fashion Sense?

The “Perez Bland” needs no more expansion

It’s already ripping at the seams

Posted by SubMonkey | May 08, 2008

i worked on this deal along with the heidiwood deal…check out my blog for more info

Posted by plopculture | May 08, 2008

ha ha ha I love the picture of his shower cap!

Posted by Accidental Sexiness | May 08, 2008