



Tomorrow we’ll be announcing the two winners of our “Name Aliza Shvarts’ Art Project” contest… thing. The best titles get a pendant from Onch, who is made entirely of unicorn farts and Lisa Frank stickers. Truth be told, the entries we’ve received so far kind of suck. Ok, really suck. Like a high-powered vacuum cleaning out any unwanted womb trolls segments from your self-inseminated uterus.
So send us titles that aren’t crap! Today! Hurry!

A Uterine Gentrification
Posted by denise | May 01, 2008
Eenie Meanie Miney Mo
How Much Can My Art Proj Blow?
Abortions sont pas originaux!
My body, my choice,
I will shout in shreiking voice
Unaware that none rejoice
In my bad art.
Towards you we fart.
Alisa Shvart(z).
And Alex should pick the
Very best entry
And this is IT!
Eh. E for Effort?
Posted by Marco | May 01, 2008
Our Bodies, Ourselves-But You Can Watch
Sarah Silverman’s Angry Sister
I Contain Multitudes
Rode Hard, Hung Up Wet
Regina Dentata
Posted by Quintana | May 01, 2008
@Quintana - Our Bodies, Ourselves - But you can watch.
Yessssssss.
Posted by Marco | May 01, 2008
“Do It Yourself: How to Conceive and Abort in a Country Without Universal Healthcare. (Bonus video for visual learners)”
Posted by Fat Elvis | May 01, 2008
Miscarriage—-an abortion in 5 acts.
Posted by Patrick | May 01, 2008