ThursdayMay012008

Guanabee Giveaway: Win A Bloody Uterus Necklace Thing!

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Tomorrow we’ll be announcing the two winners of our “Name Aliza Shvarts’ Art Project” contest… thing. The best titles get a pendant from Onch, who is made entirely of unicorn farts and Lisa Frank stickers. Truth be told, the entries we’ve received so far kind of suck. Ok, really suck. Like a high-powered vacuum cleaning out any unwanted womb trolls segments from your self-inseminated uterus.

So send us titles that aren’t crap! Today! Hurry!

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A Uterine Gentrification

Eenie Meanie Miney Mo
How Much Can My Art Proj Blow?
Abortions sont pas originaux!
My body, my choice,
I will shout in shreiking voice
Unaware that none rejoice
In my bad art.
Towards you we fart.
Alisa Shvart(z).

And Alex should pick the
Very best entry
And this is IT!

Eh. E for Effort?

Our Bodies, Ourselves-But You Can Watch

Sarah Silverman’s Angry Sister

I Contain Multitudes

Rode Hard, Hung Up Wet

Regina Dentata

@Quintana - Our Bodies, Ourselves - But you can watch.

Yessssssss.

“Do It Yourself: How to Conceive and Abort in a Country Without Universal Healthcare. (Bonus video for visual learners)”

Miscarriage—-an abortion in 5 acts.

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