Happy Birthday, Daniel Mauser: This Is Not Child Porn
Daniel Mauser, the publisher of Guanabee, is so Latino he was actually born on cinco de mayo, 28 years ago. Okay, everyone in Mexico pretty much ignores the holiday, but that was was kind of like Daniel, too. Until he got a blog. And now you come here and read this crap everyday! We wish our fearless leader a very happy birthday as he spends some time sunning himself with his family down in Florida. Picture this photo, but 20 years and about three body hairs (between all of them) later. Felicidades, cariño! Te queremos!
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- Managing Editor
Daniel Mauser
- Editor
Cindy Casares
- Associate Editor
Alex Alvarez
- Contributing Editors
Gabriel Caro - Camilla Rowan
- Video Editor
Marcelo Cunning
Awwwww, thanks you guys. Yeah. I was a mean kid.
Abrazos a todos.
Posted by Daniel Mauser | May 05, 2008
Felicidades Danny boy!!!
Es un honor ser exhibido publicamente en guanabee… menos mal que es cuando mejores cuerpos tuvimos todos los primos!
Un abrazo bro…
Posted by Erick Mauser | May 05, 2008
Gracias bro! Si que cuerpasos teniamos, no?
Posted by Daniel Mauser | May 05, 2008
Feliz Cumpleaños !!!!
-Sandra
Posted by Fresa | May 05, 2008
The one in the middle is hot, no?
Happy Birthday, jefe!
Posted by ...dijo Alex | May 05, 2008
Gracias Alex Gracias!!
Obvio soy el hottest Mauser q hay! jaja!
Posted by Erick Mauser | May 05, 2008
@Sandra: Thank you!
@Alex: Yeah Erick, has always been very good looking. I can introduce you two.
Posted by Daniel Mauser | May 05, 2008
are u cuban, daniel?!
Posted by kel | May 05, 2008
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANIEL!!!
Which one grew up to be gay, emo, serial killer, Hugo Chavez?
Posted by cacy | May 05, 2008
@Daniel: Estas son las mañanitas, que cantaba el Rey David … etc. Now, do us all a favor and slap Cindy around for being a biatch to her readers (and give Alex a raise).
Posted by Guana Bust A Nut | May 05, 2008
Happy Birthday!
Posted by Latin_Princess | May 05, 2008
Happy Birthday!
Posted by Maria_Elena | May 06, 2008
I still love you, Guana. Like a small puppy who doesn’t know any better than to piss on the carpet.
Posted by La Cindy | May 06, 2008
You should seriously consider banning GuanaBustANut, if that’s possible, he’s risen to belligerent troll status now.
Posted by yuck | May 06, 2008
Thank you guys!
Posted by Daniel Mauser | May 07, 2008
@yuck: Do you work for the Republican party? Censorship is wrong (and generally considered un-American). I’m so glad you don’t represent the average Hispanic in this country. The average Hispanic seems to support freedom of speech (in any language).
Posted by Guana Bust A Nut | May 07, 2008