Happy Birthday, Daniel Mauser!
5 May 2008, 12:00 PM. By Guanabee Staff
Daniel Mauser, the publisher of Guanabee, is so Latino he was actually born on cinco de mayo, 28 years ago. Okay, everyone in Mexico pretty much ignores the holiday, but that was was kind of like Daniel, too. Until he got a blog. And now you come here and read this crap everyday! We wish our fearless leader a very happy birthday as he spends some time sunning himself with his family down in Florida. Picture this photo, but 20 years and about three body hairs (between all of them) later. Felicidades, cariño! Te queremos!
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Awwwww, thanks you guys. Yeah. I was a mean kid.
Abrazos a todos.
Felicidades Danny boy!!!
Es un honor ser exhibido publicamente en guanabee… menos mal que es cuando mejores cuerpos tuvimos todos los primos!
Un abrazo bro…
Gracias bro! Si que cuerpasos teniamos, no?
Feliz Cumpleaños !!!!
-Sandra
The one in the middle is hot, no?
Happy Birthday, jefe!
Gracias Alex Gracias!!
Obvio soy el hottest Mauser q hay! jaja!
@Sandra: Thank you!
@Alex: Yeah Erick, has always been very good looking. I can introduce you two.
are u cuban, daniel?!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANIEL!!!
Which one grew up to be gay, emo, serial killer, Hugo Chavez?
@Daniel: Estas son las mañanitas, que cantaba el Rey David . . . etc. Now, do us all a favor and slap Cindy around for being a biatch to her readers (and give Alex a raise).
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
I still love you, Guana. Like a small puppy who doesn’t know any better than to piss on the carpet.
You should seriously consider banning GuanaBustANut, if that’s possible, he’s risen to belligerent troll status now.
Thank you guys!
@yuck: Do you work for the Republican party? Censorship is wrong (and generally considered un-American). I’m so glad you don’t represent the average Hispanic in this country. The average Hispanic seems to support freedom of speech (in any language).