Small forest-dwelling gnome and occassional actress Hayden Panettiere says she’s not a lesbian but if she were, she’d hook up with all the usual actresses all straight girls say they’d hook up with if they were gay:

Hayden Panettiere just gave men a bigger reason to fantasize about her—she fantasies about other women. Hayden isn’t a lesbian, but admits she would have a string of gay affairs with some of Hollywood’s biggest A-listers.

She says, “If I’m going to be linked with someone, I could do an affair with Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba or Charlize Theron. And Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous. There are so many beautiful girls.”

Mmm hmm. We would not like to be nose-deep in Jessica Alba. Angry chochas make us frightened. For our noses.

We’re wondering, though. Do you have an “If I were gay…” list? If so, who’s on it?

Hayden Has Lesbian Fantasies [Hollyscoop]