Hugo Chavez Called German Chancellor Angela Merkel A Nazi, Bitchfight Ensues
14 May 2008, 7:45 PM. By Guanabee Staff
It’s been so long since we’ve heard anything from our crazy brother to the South–no, not Satan. Hugo Chavez–we were beginning to think he doesn’t love us anymore. But then he went and called German Chancellor Angela Merkel a right wing German like Hitler and we know that ours is a love that was written in the book of time.
“She is from the German right,” said Mr Chavez. “The same that supported Hitler, that supported fascism. That’s the Chancellor of Germany today.”
The Venezuelan leader stopped short of telling Ms Merkel to go to hell, saying: “Ms Chancellor, you can go to… because you are a lady, I won’t say any more.”
Such a gentleman, that Huey. It seems the remarks were sparked when Merkel (We’re sorry, but we keep wanting to write Merkin.) said that Chavez doesn’t speak for Latin America and his inane utterings would have no effect on its relations with the European Union.
(Well the “inane utterings” part is ours, but you get the drift.) Now that Merkin, sorry Merkel is in Latin America, Chavez is up to his usual puffery:
Mr Chavez threatened to confront Ms Merkel on Friday at a summit in Peru of Latin American and European leaders.
But then he remembered there’s a “Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School” marathon on, so he said fuck it.
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I have a friend who did a nude scene in a movie once, and they fitted her for a merkin…how funny that my Guanabeeauties know the term.
Of course, every time I need to disguise my identity at an orgy, I always wear a merkin…as does Hugo Chavez, I’m sure. (Did you see how I brought this around to include the actual topic? Cool, huh?)