It’s happened to all of us. You hit a mid-afternoon lag and find yourself rummaging through the contents of your refrigerator for something to shove into your gaping maw. “If only,” you murmur, tentatively sniffing a carton of milk approximately two months past its prime, “I had some boobie pudding.” Well, you gluttonous old pervert, your prayers have been answered.

Boob Pudding is a tasty treat from Japan that features a young lady dressed in a lacy bra that, when removed, reveals two mounds of gelatinous goop, complete with teeny pink nipples. Just like a real girl! A real girl with strange, tumor-like growths on her otherwise pre-pubescent form!

The highlight?:

She cautions the consumer to, please, “eat me gently.” Ah, strategically-cut female bodies! Delicious and a great source of calcium.

We somehow doubt that the company’s other snack food offering, “Dick Cheese,” will prove as popular.

Boob Pudding from Japan [YugYug]