Japanese Boob Pudding Doesn’t Know Dick About Normal Proportions
7 May 2008, 9:45 AM. By Daniel Mauser
It’s happened to all of us. You hit a mid-afternoon lag and find yourself rummaging through the contents of your refrigerator for something to shove into your gaping maw. “If only,” you murmur, tentatively sniffing a carton of milk approximately two months past its prime, “I had some boobie pudding.” Well, you gluttonous old pervert, your prayers have been answered.
Boob Pudding is a tasty treat from Japan that features a young lady dressed in a lacy bra that, when removed, reveals two mounds of gelatinous goop, complete with teeny pink nipples. Just like a real girl! A real girl with strange, tumor-like growths on her otherwise pre-pubescent form!
The highlight?:
She cautions the consumer to, please, “eat me gently.” Ah, strategically-cut female bodies! Delicious and a great source of calcium.
We somehow doubt that the company’s other snack food offering, “Dick Cheese,” will prove as popular.
Boob Pudding from Japan [YugYug]
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Are those things cream-filled?
They’re filled with liquid plastic, molten lava, loose change and Jimmy Hoffa.
They’re green. Why are they green? Is this a new Japanese fad that we haven’t heard about yet? Green implants? Some kind of green tea make you live longer and look younger and have more sex because you weren’t aware that just being female works too sort of thing?
dick cheese …that just sounds wrong!
Oh wow, i found one of these on ebay!!! I guess they are real… the one I found is item 120262285403, there might be more if you look around… I’m seriously considering getting it!!