MondayMay122008

Jenna Bush Is Married

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First Daughter Jenna “Twinkle” Bush got married to Henry Hager this past weekend at Prairie Chapel Ranch in Crawford, Texas. She wore her dad’s face and a lace wedding gown designed by Oscar de la Renta. Vows were exchanged outdoors in front of a huge stone cross and, later, guests enjoyed a reception under lighted tents. The whole thing was done rather tastefully, we feel, with nary a soul performing a keg stand while belching the University of Texas fight song.

Now, enjoy an additional picture or four after the jump. Congratulations, Jenna!:

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In keeping with the casual setting of the wedding, President George Bush and the First Daughter switched outfits long enough to take an amusing picture.

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Jenna and Henry farted their vows amidst the laughter of friends and family.

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Jenna posed with mother, Laura, dad, George and twin sister, Robot.

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Delighted guests were treated to a dinner of congealed placenta with a reconstituted sauce made from the blood of virgins and A1 steak sauce - a family tradition.

Jenna Bush’s Wedding [FOX News]

Comments

god, may these horrible people never breed. again.

You know, I’ve been in Austin for over a decade and I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone belt the UT fight song. Then again, I tend to avoid the frat crowd at all costs…

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