Jenna Bush Is Married

First Daughter Jenna “Twinkle” Bush got married to Henry Hager this past weekend at Prairie Chapel Ranch in Crawford, Texas. She wore her dad’s face and a lace wedding gown designed by Oscar de la Renta. Vows were exchanged outdoors in front of a huge stone cross and, later, guests enjoyed a reception under lighted tents. The whole thing was done rather tastefully, we feel, with nary a soul performing a keg stand while belching the University of Texas fight song.

Now, enjoy an additional picture or four after the jump. Congratulations, Jenna!:

In keeping with the casual setting of the wedding, President George Bush and the First Daughter switched outfits long enough to take an amusing picture.

Jenna and Henry farted their vows amidst the laughter of friends and family.

Jenna posed with mother, Laura, dad, George and twin sister, Robot.

Delighted guests were treated to a dinner of congealed placenta with a reconstituted sauce made from the blood of virgins and A1 steak sauce - a family tradition.

Jenna Bush’s Wedding [FOX News]