There’s nothing quite so relaxing as taking a much-deserved vacation, right? Especially with a couple of demon-babies crying non-stop during an entire flight. Such is the scenario travelers have to look forward to if they share a plane with Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony. Unless, of course, they fly by private jet. Or magic carpet:

The couple are performing in Venezuela next week and are keen to have the babies with them.

‘They are going to stay in a presidential suite at a five-star hotel and have ten additional rooms on the same floor, and several cars at their disposal,’ an insider tells Star.

‘They will also have the best doctors on standby.’

Also on stanby are a couple of Chinese contortionists, diamond cutters, ventriloquists and an army of teddy bears because Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are totally batshit crazy.

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