Jennifer Lopez Takes Her Twin Trolls On Their First Vacation
2 May 2008, 6:15 PM. By Daniel Mauser
There’s nothing quite so relaxing as taking a much-deserved vacation, right? Especially with a couple of demon-babies crying non-stop during an entire flight. Such is the scenario travelers have to look forward to if they share a plane with Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony. Unless, of course, they fly by private jet. Or magic carpet:
The couple are performing in Venezuela next week and are keen to have the babies with them.
‘They are going to stay in a presidential suite at a five-star hotel and have ten additional rooms on the same floor, and several cars at their disposal,’ an insider tells Star.
‘They will also have the best doctors on standby.’
Also on stanby are a couple of Chinese contortionists, diamond cutters, ventriloquists and an army of teddy bears because Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are totally batshit crazy.
Jennifer Lopez takes twins on first holiday [Now Magazine]
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She is a perfect mom, I was sure of it.
She is honest and hard working!
-armine
watever whocarez wat u gotta say writer u are just mad cuz u are not famous and succesfull go to church why do u gotta call them demond children dont be rude she is a great mom and the money she earn was on her own keep trying to break her down u will never be her
hay, i just wanted to stop by to say that babies would always be babies they are ment to cry. that surly dose not mean they are demond babies. how about this you stupid writer if the babies are demonds what that makes you sayen a creature of god is evil. i tell u what u r ur the devil its self