Jessica Alba neglected to tell her brother, Josh Alba, that she had gotten married to impregnator Cash Warren. Because, Jessica Alba? Hates brown people:

Jessica Alba’s wedding to Cash Warren was so hush-hush that even her own brother was kept in the dark!

“My sister!? I’m going to have to call her!” Josh Alba said when Us Weekly alerted him to the news Tuesday.

Or maybe it’s because Josh wants to rearrange Cash’s face:

When asked if Warren will make a good husband, Josh told Us “Well, he’s my brother in law now!”

Haha, ouch! He totally wants to make a… Cash… Withdrawal! Don’t forget to tip your waitress, folks.

EXCLUSIVE: Us Weekly Breaks Wedding News to Jessica Alba’s Brother [UsMagazine]
Earlier: In The Money: Jessica Alba And Cash Warren Are Married