Jessica Alba’s father has revealed he’s super psyched that his daughter has saved her unborn child from eternal burning hellfire by getting married:

“I think it’s good news for her,” Jessica’s papi said, sounding emotional on the phone. “I’m glad for her. She’s a beautiful girl. I’m her dad and I’m happy for her no matter what happens.”

Even if she up and gets herself all impregnated with demon seed. Out of wedlock!

The father of the bride also revealed that the wedding was a super-secret affair: “It was well-hidden from the paparazzi—and a lot more,” he said.

Like the eyes of a vengeful, disapproving God:

Earlier today, People.com reported that the couple, who are expecting their first child together this summer, secretly married on Monday in a Beverly Hills courthouse, under a canopy of green silk foliage and white flowers. According to a source, Jessica “looked happy but nervous,” and was casually dressed in a long dress, her hair in a ponytail. Cash wore a white shirt and brown pants. Nobody else attended the wedding, the source added.

Probably because they were deathly afraid of an angry fireball shooting down from heaven, fueled by the angry tears of a sobbing Baby Jesus. Congratulations, you guys!

Latina.com Exclusive: Jessica Alba’s Dad Says Wedding is “Good News” [Latina]