Jessica Simpson Goes To Cabo Without “Future Husband” Tony Romo

Poor Jessica Simpson. Not only did she have to watch her younger sister marry that fungal infection known as Pete Wentz (totes jeals!), but while Ashlee was off playing Spin the Bottle during her honeymoon, Jessica had to vacation with her creepy dad and mom. Notably absent from the trip to Cabo was that guy who isn’t dating her, except he is, oh no he’s not:

On Sunday, Jessica and her parents Joe and Tina hopped a private jet for some R&R in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, amidst reports that she and Romo had split.

This isn’t the first time Jessica has sobbed into a strawberry margarita in Cabo:

(Jessica, who toted her dog Daisy on the tarmac, doesn’t seem to have relationship luck in Cabo. After a teary 2007 trip there with John Mayer — who’s currently dating Jennifer Aniston — the pair called it quits.)

On Friday, Usmagazine.com reported that Joe begged Romo to attend Ashlee’s wedding “to support the family.”

That same day, Jessica and Tony were spotted lunching at sushi restaurant Katsuya in L.A. It was the first time they’d been photographed together in three weeks.

So are they really over?

Yes:

“He’s broken up with her before, but I don’t know if they’ll get back together this time,” a source tells Us.

Maybe Jessica should just give up on boyfriends for a while. She’s got a cute dog, lots of money and an inordinate amount of free time. Now’s the time to live a little. Call up some friends and throw up in braid each other’s hair! Eat some acid delicious baked goods! Run away from your dad! Fast! Go! The world is your oyster, Jess.

Jessica Simpson Vacations in Mexico Without Tony Romo [Us Magazine]